Charlie, Charlie, wtf

What is going on? All the sudden I am seeing these Vine videos of kids playing this stupid game where you put two pencils in a cross and ask some ghost name Charlie to play and the pencils move. Is this essentially like the Candyman game? Because this shit looks ridiculous.. and I am scared to try it. So last night, Karlin is working night shift and his friend invites me over for happy hour. I leave the house, don’t lock the doors because it’s like daylight, then come home around 10 to a completely blacked out property. No outdoor lights. No light on inside. And I’m like great. Good job, Crawl. Have fun checking every room for murderers before bed. So I stumble inside and turn on every light and suddenly think about this Charlie game. I totally spooked myself. I’m getting ready for bed and washing my face and I suddenly panic because I’m like mid splashing my face with water and this fucking voice in my head is like snickering saying “imagine if you open your eyes right now and look in the mirror and something is standing behind you”. Like wtf. I can’t even. So I get in bed and text Karlin and he doesn’t reply so I go to tell Jen about my fears then stop myself. I knew better. Her reply would have been something along the lines of this..             

And I would have deserved all of these responses last night because one time I made her sleep in the guest house after watching Evil Dead and it was out in the woods alone and I started sending her pics like these.

So I decided to watch a documentary on 18 yr old porn stars to take my mind off of all the scary things I was obsessing over. Worked like a dream. Although I did have some questionable dreams about .. well nevermind about those.

Back to this Charlie game. Today it is pissing rain and thunderstorming. Pretty sure my power is about to be cut off. Guess what’s on tap when Karlin wakes up…..OHHH CHARRRRLIEEEEEE.

I will update you on the nothingness that likely happens. If I don’t, you will know I am dead.

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